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[Mar. 19th, 2010|01:54 pm]
prettaaayy prettaayyyy prettay good!

i went to new york city on saint patrick's day, and didn't even catch a glimpse of the st patty's day parade. idk how that happened. my friend mel and i were all up in times square. but we did duck into the ripley's believe it or not odditorium for a second. that girl who talked us into it was a lot more persuasive than the exhibits were interesting. except for the african tribals masks and ritual sculptures and shit, and the torture machines, and the shrunken heads. and the super spy agent laser detector room. but that wasn't odd, it was just a little attraction, so really it had no place there. and no one ever sent robert ripley a black hole, that's all just for kicks, too. but anyway, i got a pretty bad ass jacket while in the city, and a guy with an english accent sold us a ticket to a comedy club. so, you know. s'all good.

a few weeks ago i got bit in the face by a fuckin rott! i had to get 8 stitches above my lip (four inside, four outside) and was all scraped up and got a little tape under my chin. i can't really be mad at the dog, but i'm kinda mad about the whole shenannigans in general. that fucking sucked. and i now i think my wisdom teeth are moving in, but an xray of my mouth showed them to be facing completely sideways and moving in toward the rest of my teeth. needless to say, my jaw hurts. and my lip still kinda hurts. but i am just bitching.

on a brighter note, i got a job at an art studio. i'm helping a classy old gay man render his sculptures for a gallery, so i pretty much just clip cable ties and re-tie the pieces with wire. they are big rubber and rubber/steel sculptures, all meant to represent wind and with emphasis on positive/negative space and light/shadow. they look pretty cool. so now i am set to hours of tiny, sort of focused work, rewiring all of these bits of rubber weaved together. the piece that i'm working on is going to get very difficult in the nesty bits, and i'm hoping to just work on the easy parts until i'm good enough at it to get through the crazy ones.

cosmos sucks. school sucks. my english teacher wrote on one of my papers that i sound like a mad scientist. i kinda laughed, but whatever, at least i didn't write a dungeons and dragons manual. he did.

so i'm just chilling. getting around. you know, in the most socially acceptable way. not. whoring. i mean just doing things. but you knew that.

there you go, there's a lil update for you. it's prettaaayyyy prettaaayyy prettaaayyyyy prettay good!
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[Mar. 3rd, 2010|03:48 pm]
hello, my name is kayla. i have a journal here, but you probably forgot. obviously i did too. here's the poop.

-> i am going to community college. mrrgh.

-> i am working two jobs! waitressing and assisting an artist at his studio.

-> now that i've graduated high school, i've started hanging out with the people i always knew of but never really spoke to, which was my b. they are awesome.

-> i still don't have a motherfucking car, but my friends help me out.

-> i got bit in the face by a rottweiler last week! but i got stitched up (8 stitches!) and i got them out today. i reckon it'll heal all right.

-> have you guys ever heard the song Sleepyhead? it reminds me of new years and e.

that's it. how are you!
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[Sep. 17th, 2009|12:49 pm]
lol awww. the Dalai Lama is so sweet he doesn't even know what political correctness is. that is the extent of his Absolute Acceptance of All Things.

also, what is this? http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/worm-cat .
that is not wormcat.

also, did i just figure out what happened to the missing mccloud boy? lulz, with time i create, invest-investigate, puzzle solved belated.


also, i forgot about my online english course for two whole weeks and missed a few assignments. myyy bad.
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now i am a personal space invader [Aug. 20th, 2009|07:08 pm]
lol okay, just because prohibition is a bad idea doesn't mean that applying other bad ideas to the situation is making it better.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/aug/19/bolivia-cocaine-bar-route-36

Uhm, do we all know where cocaine comes from? The biggest manufacturers of cocaine are in South America, most notably Colombia, Venezuela, Peru, Bolivia...you get the idea. You'll notice that these countries are also quite notable for their appearances in some of the Worst News Headlines Ever, all of which tend to have something to do with how the country is falling apart and is in desperate need of aid.

It doesn't take a genius to figure out why selling cocaine is bad for the World As We Know It. Jesus Christ, if even Hugo Chavez doesn't want to do business with you, you are Doing It Wrong(tm). And honestly, it doesn't necessarily speak volumes to Chavez's character- the United States has been in deals with Colombia to open access to Colombian military bases to US military materials (ie, soldiers, guns, bombs, etc.) Considering that our last president was deemed by Chavez to literally be the Devil, it is not surprising that Chavez wants to initiate a tiny, personal sanction on Colombia-- so Venezuela can continue in its own dirty dealings. Nevermind the fact that cutting ties with Colombia will certainly result in economic downturn for both nations, and the additional fact that neither of those nations have strong enough human rights policies to support healthy reform programs- for Colombia, reform programs aren't even scheduled to activate until next year! Chavez's falling out with Uribe is almost certainly going to cost Colombia precious time (and potentially other precious commodities) in its attempts to clean up its act and provide a safe, healthy environment for its citizens. Venezuela, meanwhile, intends to continue in shameless drug-trafficking to support its own economy.

You know. Drug trafficking. As in, cocaine. One of Venezuela's prime exports.

Keeping up the trade of cocaine- something that really isn't good for you in the first place- is something that drags on the progress of developing nations. Colombia, Peru- they are two countries who are doing well in terms of world trade and economy; however, much of their economic success has come from cocaine trafficking (indeed, Peru is expected to be the top distributor of cocaine by 2011), and thereby comes at the cost of decent standards of living. Possession and sale of cocaine is a crime, and whether or not it should be, the fact that it currently is means that people are going to try underhanded and immoral methods to continue to make a profit off of it, because the fact that it is illegal really only increases the capital. And obviously, cocaine is illegal in the first place because it was causing some sort of social unrest. It was being manufactured by countries who had nothing better to sell, and as many industries do, the cocaine industry did attempt to enhance its capital with seedy tricks, like 'eliminating' the competition and raising sweat shops to get the work done cheaply.

While those things are not the fault of the cocaine itself, and rather represent issues born from human indecency, cocaine threatens our lives on smaller, personal levels as well. Cocaine is a physically unhealthy and highly addictive drug, as we all know, which means that those with insatiable addictions are prone to go to iniquitous lengths to get a fix. Obviously not everyone who tries or even considers himself a 'user' of cocaine will fall to those lows- but that only explains why prohibition is an arbitrary, unjust method of controlling things that typically generates more and sometimes more harmful crime. However, as long as the issue exists for these people or any people, buying cocaine contributes to the problem, not the solution.

So what kind of reasoning goes into starting up an entire institution based on, if I may appropriate Sean Bonnette, 'a sin against your fellow man'? The trade of cocaine is, at present, a dangerous action that plays host to all sorts of terrible consequences. So even if it isn't fair to some of us that cocaine is banned by the government, it isn't something that particularly helps us when we use it and it is certainly not helping anyone else when we buy it. Honestly, a little respect for human life and standards of living is all anyone can ask of anyone else, because respect something that we want for ourselves as well.

So for fuck's sake, don't sell or buy cocaine, and do not support the establishment of these speakeasy-esque bars. I don't know why someone would engage in something so carelessly selfish to begin with, but there do exist some concepts in our world that truly are just Wrong. Hurting people is one of those things; and while hurting people is unavoidable (that's what apologies are for) we should all make the attempt to avoid it whenever possible. It is possible sometimes! I mean damn.

/pretentious preachery


Think I'm just pulling this shit out of my ass? Fuck no!
WTO: Classification of Developing Countries
Chavez to abandon partnership with Colombia, despite economic perils...
...because he loves coke.
Yes, Virginia- cocaine is bad for you.
Peru: a wondrous capitalist dream-land.
Who Cares What Chavez Thinks Anyway? A study on how Hugo Chavez is a total douche.
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[Aug. 14th, 2009|02:35 pm]
lmao I took Adderall and my brain exploded.

where is my mind? )

Since I am self important I thought someone might want to skim or consider some of it. Besides, I was driving myself crazy going over it and over it obsessively for hours, so I might as well put it to some use.

ps it IS 80% incoherent and insufferable.
tl; dr - never give up! everyone is beautiful!
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[Jul. 28th, 2009|01:20 pm]
ugghhh I am so anxious to hear back from this game about my apppp. I really really really want to play, and I love this little person I have to play with, and I just want them to accept meeeeeee. And if I am rejected I will be positively heartbroken.

Look at this little sweetie pie!
http://smilecoraline.livejournal.com

I am even filling out this like 100+ Question character development shit that I found online because I am so excited about her existence as a character. I found it here, in case you wanted to know: http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474976908598


HAVE A SENSE OF MY GLEE AS REPRESENTED BY THIS PICTURE OF BARACK OBAMA CHECKING OUT SOME SWEET FRENCH ASS.
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[Jul. 15th, 2009|10:11 am]
lol i'm mad i spent $12 at midnight to watch dan rad portray harry potter like a little bitch for three hours of senseless, incoherent filmery.
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[Jun. 2nd, 2009|03:25 am]
fiyah fiyah fiyah
light up ya lightah
fiyah fiyah fiyah



wormcat is an excellent username. i'm sorry, it just is.
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[May. 24th, 2009|01:20 pm]
I see a lot of fans of The Office say "I'm so sick of Pam and Jim!" I don't understand that. I am never sick of Pam and Jim. They are the most adorable fake couple I have ever witnessed. I was just watching the episode wherein Jim tells Pam he loves her- he legit cries! That is serious business! How could anyone ever get sick of that?
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[May. 20th, 2009|08:00 am]
omg erin if it were kosher i would totally plagiarize your HP essay. fucking genius. you are just glowing with genius.
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[May. 17th, 2009|10:02 pm]



lol yessss. yyyyeeeeeessss.
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[May. 17th, 2009|12:48 pm]
Maybe this is just my supreme nerdity, but does anyone else get just a little bit offended when someone says "mudblood?"
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lol excellent icon [May. 15th, 2009|11:50 am]
omggg i am like the most unreliable rper in the known and lesser known universes at this particular point of the space time continuum. i have not even updated my own journal for 3/4 of an eon. how awful.

it is not your faults. it is not because i don't love you. it's just the rl is plowin me in the ass for an indeterminate, but inevitably temporary, period of time. i'm sorry that that image is so gross. and for bein all absent and shit.

on that note, you all should definitely check this shit out:
http://www.thefutureshock.com/index.html
this is a little bit of what i've been doing.

AND MY PROM IS TOMORROW. I have a legit sari, it's bitchin.

Also, a question: what would you name something that's orange?
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[May. 9th, 2009|09:08 pm]
When I get a dog of my own, I am going to name him Juice.
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oxytocin [May. 2nd, 2009|06:48 pm]
Man, I'm going to Rutgers next year. Which kinda sucks, because I really really wanted to go to Goucher, but there was just no way. The cool thing about Rutgers, though, is they have that Women's Dorm/Track, the Douglass College, in News Brunswick. Like, you can live in the Global Village, where the housing is arranged according to outstanding interests- there's a Human Rights house! And I would feel so at home. The only thing is, they don't have the same majors there as at the regular New Brunswick campus, which is weird because the classes are still at the New Brunswick campus. But what are you gonna do. I still have time to decide about that, I think.

I love The Cranberries. I am also enjoying this right now: http://www.oxytocin.org/oxytoc/love-science.html

I LOVE YOU ALL.
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[Feb. 25th, 2009|06:38 pm]
I have been on a total reading binge lately (a much healthier binge than the sort I'm accustomed to), and I am loving every minute of it. And there's all such excellent books. I am getting ~intimate~ with so many authors. It's like having a new lover every week, and they're all beautiful and talented and sensitive to my needs and desires. Sweet.

It all started with A Long Way Gone: Memoirs of a Boy Soldier by Ishmael Beah; from there, I crawled into Arundhati Roy's Malayalam bed with The God of Small Things (which, btw, was given to me by Jamie, and if I may say so, ty so much); then I went, shuddering and cringing, into Max Brooks's post-apocalyptic, zombie-infested world in World War Z; and now I am sifting through the cloudy, messy letters in Stephen Chbosky's The Perks of Being a Wallflower. And I'm more than half way through- Shit is ridiculous!

I don't know what I'm going to do next! My friend recommended Three Cups of Tea, which I'll admit I've had my eye on for a while.

WHAT WOULD Y'ALL RECOMMEND!? :D
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[Feb. 16th, 2009|12:13 am]
I'm exhausted and frustrated and upset and all I want to do is look at pictures of puppies.


like this
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[Jan. 19th, 2009|10:22 am]
I just finished reading the book A Long Way Gone: Memoirs of a Boy Soldier, and it is pretty much horrifically sad start to finish. Even the good parts are sad because you know there's sad things coming! I mean, Ishmael Beah gets a happy ending, and he still manages to rip your heart out in the end of the book with a story from his childhood. Ahhh :[ I would recommend it.

That said, now I'm thinking of maybe majoring in something more specific than International Studies in collleegggeee. Like, instead of International Relations, go into like African Studies or Middle Eastern Studies. Then I could get my lawww degree in International Law, work for the UN in efforts to take care of either Middle Eastern or African refugee children. Yayyy.

lallaliloveyouallalala.
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[Dec. 27th, 2008|11:06 pm]
I got into a game! :D

[info]williamweasley
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[Dec. 26th, 2008|03:28 pm]
aahhh my laptop broke and i was in the middle of an app and now it is gone along with everything else on my laptop because it is unsalvageable.

oh what cruel irony that i had gotten a portable hard drive that morning!

also: Pick a character of mine ( past or present ) and a character of yours, and I'll fill this out:

1. One thing my character WANTS to say to your character.
2. One thing my character MUST say to your character.
3. One thing my character will NEVER say to your character.
4. One thing my character REGRETS saying to your character.
5. One thing my character has SAID to your character.

lol i've had like three characters that have been inactive for a LONG ASS FUCKING TIME but i want to try this anyway.
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